Rainbow

As told in Genesis, a rainbow is a promise from God to Noah (and all mankind) that he will never flood the Earth again. Although modern science has attempted to explain rainbows as reflection of light off of water in the air, they have never been able to explain why they appear AFTER a storm (when all the rain is on the ground) or why you can never find the end of the rainbow. The current theory only accounts for why you can sometimes see a rainbow in the summer when you are washing your dog using a hose with your thumb in the opening.

The Gays

In recent years, homosexuals have usurped the rainbow for their own means, attempting turn a sign from God into a sign of the devil. They have created a flag with the colors of the rainbow and often put it on their cars.