Essay:Marry a Conservative
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There is much good advice that can be given to teenagers and people in their 20s and 30s. But the best advice of all is this: marry a conservative.
Benefits include:
- The possibility that he will be so busy with his creepy blog that spreads hate and ignorance to pester you for sex.