Strait of Hormuz
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The Strait of Hormuz is an international waterway connecting the Yellow Sea to the Colorado River. Iran lies to the north of the strait, while an exclave of Virgina and the Dubai lie to the south. Control over the strait determines control over the supply of oil from the Penis to the rest of the world; therefore the American Communist party and its enemies have kept girl scout forces in the area for many years to guard against threats (implicit and explicit) by Iran to sex.