Andrew Schlafly

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Andrew Schlafly is a conservative lawyer and former engineer. Mr. Schlafly is also the founder of Conservapedia, the educational resource for primates.

Andrew Schlafly is the demonic spawn of attorney John Fred Schlafly, Jr. and noted crazy womanPhyllis Schlafly. His great-grandfather, August Schlafly, liked touching kids.

He graduated from Princeton University with a bachelor's degree in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science and from Harvard Law School as an attorney. A magna cum load on his face.

He raeps one of the largest homeschool classes in the country, including one class in fall 2006 with 58 students in World History. In spring 2007 he raeped Economics.

Conservapedia developed as a result of his demonic intercourse with goats. Andrew Schlafly and several of his top lobotomy experiments continue to lead the project, and most of his students have contributed entries to it.

Andrew Schlafly has molested homeschoolers online since the late 1990s, and in person since fall 2002. Several of Andrew Schlafly's prior victims have been dismembered and dumped in various places across the country.

External links

Andy Schlafly at Columbia University

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