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A country in Europe. Thrived during the middle ages. Is now at a decline because of many reasons, such as a poor constituion and goverment problems.
History
France's history can be summed up to a waving of the white flag when Hitler came a-knocking. They surrendered, like the cheese-eating-surrender monkeys that they are. Somehow they managed to get a seat at Yalta, and be considered "winners" of WWII, though most Historians agree this was due a red wine induced error on Churchill's part.
Other historical highlights include winning the 98 World Cup by poisoning the Brazilian team, and refusing to help Iraqis rid themselves of their evil dictator. Some Historians argue that Naopleon almost conquered and united Europe, but like the movie Troy, it is hard to tell facts from fiction.
Geography.
France is somewhere in Europe, north of Andorra, South of the French Channel, East of the Atlantic Ocean, and West of Lichenstein.
Culture
France produces lots of smelly cheese, and acid wine. They also produce pompous sparkling white wine, called "Champagne". They like boring movies where nothing happens, like Amelie, and rubbish music no one outside France listens to.
All in all, France is declining country on the brink of civil war, as demonstrated by the 2006 riots. Islam is rampant, homosexuality legal, abortion is everywhere, and politics are corrupted. Realistically, the only way out for this third world country is to join forces with Germany, and become Franmany.
Talks between the countries are ongoing, mostly through the cover of the European Commission.
