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* [[The Coca-Cola Company]]<ref>http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/brands/brandlist.html</ref>
 
* [[The Coca-Cola Company]]<ref>http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/brands/brandlist.html</ref>
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** [[Coca-Cola]] also known as [[Coke]] or [[Coca-Cola Classic]], a cola
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** [[Cocaine-Cola]] also known as [[Coke]] or [[Coca-Cola Classic]], a cola endorsed by Satan
 
** [[Coke II]], briefly known as [[Coca-Cola]]
 
** [[Coke II]], briefly known as [[Coca-Cola]]
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** [[Diet Coke]]
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** [[Diet Cocaine]] dude, you've got to try this stuff.
 
** [[Barq's Root Beer]]
 
** [[Barq's Root Beer]]
 
** [[Fresca]], a variety of fruit-flavored sodas
 
** [[Fresca]], a variety of fruit-flavored sodas
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** [[Sprite]], a [[lemon-lime]] soda
 
** [[Sprite]], a [[lemon-lime]] soda
 
* [[PepsiCo]]<ref>http://pepsi.com/pepsi_brands/all_brands/index.php</ref>
 
* [[PepsiCo]]<ref>http://pepsi.com/pepsi_brands/all_brands/index.php</ref>
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** [[Pepsi]], a cola
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** [[Pepsi]], a cola endorsed by God
 
** [[Diet Pepsi]]
 
** [[Diet Pepsi]]
 
** [[Mountain Dew]], a [[lemon-lime]] soda
 
** [[Mountain Dew]], a [[lemon-lime]] soda
 
** [[Mug Root Beer]]
 
** [[Mug Root Beer]]
 
* [[Cadbury Schweppes]]<ref>http://www.brandspeoplelove.com/csab/Brands/tabid/54/Default.aspx</ref>
 
* [[Cadbury Schweppes]]<ref>http://www.brandspeoplelove.com/csab/Brands/tabid/54/Default.aspx</ref>
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** [[Dr. Pepper]], a spiced soda
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** [[Dr. Pepper]], a spiced soda the best soda to ever be invented and if you don't think so you will go to hell.
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** [[7-Up]], a lemon-lime soda
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** [[7-Up]], a lemon-lime soda that tastes like shit and can only cause cancer in the penis
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** [[A&W Root Beer]]
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** [[A&W Root Beer]] the sweat of black people
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** [[Canada Dry]] ginger ale
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** [[Canada Dry]] ginger ale endorsed by the NHL
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** [[RC Cola]]
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** [[RC Cola]] No one has ever heard of this soda
 
==Notes==
 
==Notes==
 
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[[category:Beverages]]
 
[[category:Beverages]]

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