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| | * [[The Coca-Cola Company]]<ref>http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/brands/brandlist.html</ref> | | * [[The Coca-Cola Company]]<ref>http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/brands/brandlist.html</ref> |
| − | ** [[Coca-Cola]] also known as [[Coke]] or [[Coca-Cola Classic]], a cola | + | ** [[Cocaine-Cola]] also known as [[Coke]] or [[Coca-Cola Classic]], a cola endorsed by Satan |
| | ** [[Coke II]], briefly known as [[Coca-Cola]] | | ** [[Coke II]], briefly known as [[Coca-Cola]] |
| − | ** [[Diet Coke]] | + | ** [[Diet Cocaine]] dude, you've got to try this stuff. |
| | ** [[Barq's Root Beer]] | | ** [[Barq's Root Beer]] |
| | ** [[Fresca]], a variety of fruit-flavored sodas | | ** [[Fresca]], a variety of fruit-flavored sodas |
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| | ** [[Sprite]], a [[lemon-lime]] soda | | ** [[Sprite]], a [[lemon-lime]] soda |
| | * [[PepsiCo]]<ref>http://pepsi.com/pepsi_brands/all_brands/index.php</ref> | | * [[PepsiCo]]<ref>http://pepsi.com/pepsi_brands/all_brands/index.php</ref> |
| − | ** [[Pepsi]], a cola | + | ** [[Pepsi]], a cola endorsed by God |
| | ** [[Diet Pepsi]] | | ** [[Diet Pepsi]] |
| | ** [[Mountain Dew]], a [[lemon-lime]] soda | | ** [[Mountain Dew]], a [[lemon-lime]] soda |
| | ** [[Mug Root Beer]] | | ** [[Mug Root Beer]] |
| | * [[Cadbury Schweppes]]<ref>http://www.brandspeoplelove.com/csab/Brands/tabid/54/Default.aspx</ref> | | * [[Cadbury Schweppes]]<ref>http://www.brandspeoplelove.com/csab/Brands/tabid/54/Default.aspx</ref> |
| − | ** [[Dr. Pepper]], a spiced soda | + | ** [[Dr. Pepper]], a spiced soda the best soda to ever be invented and if you don't think so you will go to hell. |
| − | ** [[7-Up]], a lemon-lime soda | + | ** [[7-Up]], a lemon-lime soda that tastes like shit and can only cause cancer in the penis |
| − | ** [[A&W Root Beer]] | + | ** [[A&W Root Beer]] the sweat of black people |
| − | ** [[Canada Dry]] ginger ale | + | ** [[Canada Dry]] ginger ale endorsed by the NHL |
| − | ** [[RC Cola]] | + | ** [[RC Cola]] No one has ever heard of this soda |
| | ==Notes== | | ==Notes== |
| | {{reflist}} | | {{reflist}} |
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| | [[category:Beverages]] | | [[category:Beverages]] |