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Che Guevara, the father of God, is the creator of life, the universe, gay sex, and bananas. Sometime in the late 1700s, he suffered from severe constipation. He then spewed shit directly from his asshole, creating the united states of america, the lowest and most disgusting of all things. This defecation then proceeded to defecate, resulting in conservatives. Che Guevara rules over everyone, and has ultimate power. He created gay black liberals as the master race.
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Image:http://www.hey-che.com/wp-content/uploads/Che-Guevara-Revolution.jpeg|ONE TRUE GOD
Image:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/Human_penis_and_scrotum.JPG|CONSERVATIVES
</gallery>Che Guevara, the father of God, is the creator of life, the universe, gay sex, and bananas. Sometime in the late 1700s, he suffered from severe constipation. He then spewed shit directly from his asshole, creating the united states of america, the lowest and most disgusting of all things. This defecation then proceeded to defecate, resulting in conservatives. Che Guevara rules over everyone, and has ultimate power. He created gay black liberals as the master race.