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Essay:Evolutionist Spaghetti Monster (view source)
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==Life==
==Life==
No one knows how life came to exist actually, but it is theorized that it was just pieces of pasta, sauce, and meat that spontaneously started breathing. Some of the pasta started growing roots, to form plants. Modern day worms, snakes, and maggots most closely resemble the first animals, which were strings of spaghetti that started wiggling around. Those strings of spaghetti (bone) bonded with sauce (blood) and meatballs (flesh). All forms of life evolved from these first species without the need for God.
No one knows how life came to exist actually, but it is theorized that it was just pieces of pasta, sauce, and meat that spontaneously started breathing. Some of the pasta started growing roots, to form plants. Modern day worms, snakes, and maggots most closely resemble the first animals, which were strings of spaghetti that started wiggling around. Those strings of spaghetti (bone) bonded with sauce (blood) and meatballs (flesh). All forms of life evolved from these first species without the need for (a) God.
==Fabric==
==Fabric==