| | '''NOTE: The following is a parody of the [[Flying Spaghetti Monster]] and has been created to illustrate how [[evolution]] can be similarly made to look just as silly. It is not to be taken seriously.''' | | '''NOTE: The following is a parody of the [[Flying Spaghetti Monster]] and has been created to illustrate how [[evolution]] can be similarly made to look just as silly. It is not to be taken seriously.''' |
| − | '''Σπαγγέτι ότι όλοι εξελίχθηκε από''' (''Spaghetti We All Evolved From''), commonly referred to as the '''Evolutionist Spaghetti Monster''', the the original plate of spaghetti and meatballs [[Big Bang|that exploded trillions of years ago to form the entire universe]]. [[Pasta]], [[sauce]], and [[meat]] went everywhere, and after billions of years of floating around, some of the matter changed forms into rocky planets and moons, and gassy planets and stars. It is unclear where that plate of spaghetti originally came from, but one thing is clear: there is no [[God]] and it just came out of no where. We know this because [[science]] can't explain God, and anything that science can't explain simply does not exist. | + | '''Σπαγγέτι ότι όλοι εξελίχθηκε από''' (''Spaghetti We All Evolved From''), commonly referred to as the '''Evolutionist Spaghetti Monster''', the original plate of spaghetti and meatballs [[Big Bang|that exploded trillions of years ago to form the entire universe]]. [[Pasta]], [[sauce]], and [[meat]] went everywhere, and after billions of years of floating around, some of the matter changed forms into rocky planets and moons, and gassy planets and stars. It is unclear where that plate of spaghetti originally came from, but one thing is clear: there is no [[God]] and it just came out of no where. We know this because [[science]] can't explain God, and anything that science can't explain simply does not exist. |