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*It is color-coded to indicate ripeness.  Potentially evidence against the intelligent design hypothesis, however, banana color runs counterintuitive to classically-defined human interpretation; in particular, green means "stop", and yellow means "go".
 
*It is color-coded to indicate ripeness.  Potentially evidence against the intelligent design hypothesis, however, banana color runs counterintuitive to classically-defined human interpretation; in particular, green means "stop", and yellow means "go".
 
*It is curved towards the face and remains securely in the peel during consumption, preventing the fruit from being squirted into the face.
 
*It is curved towards the face and remains securely in the peel during consumption, preventing the fruit from being squirted into the face.
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*The size of the banana makes it easily consumed in a few bites; however, some individuals can relax their throat muscles and consume an entire banana in a single bite. This technique is often termed "deep-mouthing" by banana enthusiasts.
 
*The peel is protective and non-slip.  It is also biodegradable, a common concern for even liberal evolutionists.
 
*The peel is protective and non-slip.  It is also biodegradable, a common concern for even liberal evolutionists.
 
*When removed, the peel retains a slippery interior, allowing for its use as a tool in human comedy routines.
 
*When removed, the peel retains a slippery interior, allowing for its use as a tool in human comedy routines.
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