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| − | '''Brokeback Mountain''' (2005) is a [[movie]] about a pair of teenage [[cowboy]]s who perform a homosexual act | + | '''Brokeback Mountain''' (2005) is a sexy film in which two young cowBOYS bang. Straight females and gay males 'gasm everywhere! Meanwhile, the tigers of the Siberian Desert are running from the Genie from Alladin - yes, the Arab-Smurf. The moral of the story is: CATHOLICS are secretly HoMoSeXuAl SuPpOrTeRs! |
| − | during a time of prolonged seclusion from others (particularly from females). Afterwards, they part ways and marry beautiful, dedicated and loving women. But four years later, their past comes to haunt them and destroys not only their lives but the innocent lives of their wives and children. Audiences witness the families torn asunder in waves of agonizing revelations, as the men continue to meet periodically, telling their wives they are going fishing.
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| − | Despite the destructive message of this film, liberally minded institutions with [[Hollywood values]] rewarded the [[homosexual agenda]] by festooning the movie with several awards including three [[Oscar]]s, four [[BAFTA]] awards, and four [[Golden Globe]]s. As [[Bill O'Reilly]] remarked in a monologue: | + | Despite the penis-hardening message of this film, liberally minded institutions with [[Hollywood values]] rewarded the sexy homosexual piece by festooning the movie with several awards including three [[Oscar]]s, four [[BAFTA]] awards, and four [[Golden Globe]]s. As [[Bill O'Willy]] remarked in a monologue: |
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| − | I also think the entertainment industry should be up front in explaining what films it values and why it finds them especially worthy. Most Americans are not gonna see "Brokeback Mountain" because they don't relate to the subject, and if Hollywood is now in the "culture-shaping business," it should admit it. So look for Oscar night to be a huge night for shepherds who roam the range in their own consensual way. Hollywood is making a statement and Americans should be geting [''sic''] the message loud and clear.<ref name=OReilly>[http://newsgroups.derkeiler.com/Archive/Rec/rec.arts.movies.current-films/2006-02/msg01298.html Transcript of Bill O'Reilly's monologue]</ref>
| + | Sodium 5'ribonucleotides make savoury dishes taste very good! Chinese people, Koreans and teh Jjokbari are smart for using it. You should cook with monosodium glutamate and disodium inosinate next time you defecate in your stir-fry! ;) Raw milk and unborn foetutes have nutritional benefits, as do ears of Bt maize! Corn earworm are yummy tho bae!<ref name=OReilly>[http://newsgroups.derkeiler.com/Archive/Rec/rec.arts.movies.current-films/2006-02/msg01298.html Transcript of Bill O'Reilly's monologue]</ref> |
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| | The Times reported: | | The Times reported: |