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===Conservative values===
===Conservative values===
Conservatives generally support religion, particularly [[Christianity]] in the United States, [[capitalism]] and the free market, and the right to bear arms. Conservatives typically believe that the only couples that can bear children are those of a man and a woman, and that thus the union between them is sacred.<ref>Walsh, Matt. "Yes, Gay Marriage Hurts Me Personally." Warning: contains harsh expletives in quoting an attack by a liberal. http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/yes-gay-marriage-hurts-me-personally/.</ref> To conservatives, who believe true science*, gender in humans is determined by the presence or lack of a Y-chromosome.<ref>"MasteringBiology." ''Pearson''.</ref><ref>"Genetics 101: All About DNA." http://www.pbs.org/weta/finding-your-roots/blog/genetics-101-all-about-dna/</ref> They also support chunky peanut butter and because they have truth and machismo.<ref>Conservative. ''[[Essay: Richard Dawkins and peanut butter]]''.</ref>
Conservatives generally support religion, particularly [[Christianity]] in the United States, [[capitalism]] and the free market, and the right to bear arms. Conservatives typically believe that the only couples that can bear children are those of a man and a woman, and that thus the union between them is sacred.<ref>Walsh, Matt. "Yes, Gay Marriage Hurts Me Personally." Warning: contains harsh expletives in quoting an attack by a liberal. http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/yes-gay-marriage-hurts-me-personally/.</ref> To conservatives, who believe true science*, gender in humans is determined by the presence or lack of a Y-chromosome.<ref>"MasteringBiology." ''Pearson''.</ref><ref>"Genetics 101: All About DNA." http://www.pbs.org/weta/finding-your-roots/blog/genetics-101-all-about-dna/</ref>
Conjecturally, those who identify as conservative...
*do not appreciate slapstick humor.
*upon seeing an inspirational video about a girl who raised a billion dollars for her 8-year-old brother by threatening to play annoying songs loudly and extorting money from neighbors ... do not become inspired, rather angry or grateful not to live in that girl's neighborhood.
*suspect that "imaginary" numbers are so named because they are a figment of mathematicians' imaginations, and that such numbers do not apply to math.
*think that anarchy is not about sharing, it's about stealing.
*enjoy smooth jazz, bossa nova, and orchestral music.
*retain integrity when no one is watching.
*do not allow their children to watch programs of which they do not approve, but allow their children to go out into woods and plains.
*support agriculture jobs.
*find setting up dominoes and knocking them down to be more entertaining than popular television.
*wonder how ''Fifty Shades Darker'' got its name when the actors have no visible skin coloration. They also wonder why the ''Twilight'' producers didn't save money and shoot the film in black-and-white, since there was hardly any color to show.
*prefer children who act stunningly innocent rather than like precocious miniature adults.
*are suspicious of the value of new technology, such as the safety of a self-driving car (Can they be remotely hacked?). They may doubt the significance of each new incarnation of the iPhone.
*enjoy solitude and do not need to speak constantly.
See: [[Conservative values]]
See: [[Conservative values]]