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:When the street light doesn't go green.
:When the street light doesn't go green.
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What is the difference between Barack Obama and a vampire?
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:Well at least a vampire eventually stops sucking.
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Guns make liberals triggered.
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Why do conservatives like guns unlike liberals?
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:Because conservatives can actually take a bullet for someone or something.
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What is [[Chris Christie]]'s favorite animal?
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:A [[RINO]].
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What do liberals and iPhones have in common?
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:If you don't hear them for a long time, they probably lost.
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What is the difference between liberals and cigarettes?
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:[[Donald Trump]] doesn't smoke cigarettes.
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What do liberals and businesses have in common?
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:They're both owned by Donald Trump.
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