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In 1998, O'Rourke was cited for drunk driving in a car accident. He fled the scene.<ref>Adams, Becket (September 25, 2018). [https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/beto-orourke-lied-in-his-first-debate-about-his-drunken-driving-crash Beto O’Rourke lied in his first debate about his drunken driving crash]. ''Washington Examiner''. Retrieved September 25, 2018.</ref><ref>Church, Nate (September 25, 2018). [https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/09/25/beto-orourke-claims-he-did-not-leave-scene-dwi/ Beto O’Rourke Falsely Claims He Did Not Leave Scene of DWI]. ''Breitbart News''. Retrieved September 25, 2018.</ref>
 
In 1998, O'Rourke was cited for drunk driving in a car accident. He fled the scene.<ref>Adams, Becket (September 25, 2018). [https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/beto-orourke-lied-in-his-first-debate-about-his-drunken-driving-crash Beto O’Rourke lied in his first debate about his drunken driving crash]. ''Washington Examiner''. Retrieved September 25, 2018.</ref><ref>Church, Nate (September 25, 2018). [https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/09/25/beto-orourke-claims-he-did-not-leave-scene-dwi/ Beto O’Rourke Falsely Claims He Did Not Leave Scene of DWI]. ''Breitbart News''. Retrieved September 25, 2018.</ref>
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===Poetry===
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Among Beto's many attributes is his talent as a [[poet]]. In 1988, under the pseudonym "Psychedelic Warlord" Beto  authored "The Song of the Cow:"
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I need a butt-shine,
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Right now
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You are holy,
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Oh, sacred Cow
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I thirst for you,
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Provide Milk.
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Buff my b*lls,
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Love the Cow,
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Good fortune for those that do.
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Love me, breathe my feet,
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The Cow has risen.
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Wax my *ss,
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Scrub my b*lls.
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The Cow has risen,
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Provide Milk.
    
==Political career==
 
==Political career==
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