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Among Beto's many attributes is his talent as a [[poet]]. In 1988, under the pseudonym "Psychedelic Warlord" Beto authored "The Song of the Cow:"
Among Beto's many attributes is his talent as a [[poet]]. In 1988, under the pseudonym "Psychedelic Warlord" Beto authored "The Song of the Cow:"
I need a butt-shine,
I need a butt-shine,<br>
Right now
Right now <br>
You are holy,
You are holy, <br>
Oh, sacred Cow
Oh, sacred Cow <br>
I thirst for you,
I thirst for you, <br>
Provide Milk.
Provide Milk.<br>
Buff my b*lls,
Buff my b*lls, <br>
Love the Cow,
Love the Cow, <br>
Good fortune for those that do.
Good fortune for those that do. <br>
Love me, breathe my feet,
Love me, breathe my feet, <br>
The Cow has risen.
The Cow has risen.<br>
Wax my *ss,
Wax my *ss, <br>
Scrub my b*lls.
Scrub my b*lls. <br>
The Cow has risen,
The Cow has risen, <br>
Provide Milk.
Provide Milk.<ref>https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/beto-orourke-wrote-poem-asking-a-cow-to-wax-my-ass-and-scrub-my-balls</ref>
==Political career==
==Political career==