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| | | [[Center For American Progress]] || Center For Anti-American Progress | | | [[Center For American Progress]] || Center For Anti-American Progress |
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| − | | Morning Joe ([[Joe Scarborough]]) || Morning Schmoe | + | | Morning Joe ([[Joe Scarborough]]) || Morning Schmoe (and Mrs. Schmoe) |
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| | | Countdown, with [[Keith Olbermann]] || Countdown to No Ratings, with Keith Overbite | | | Countdown, with [[Keith Olbermann]] || Countdown to No Ratings, with Keith Overbite |
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| | | [[Bill O'Reilly]] || The Non-Factor | | | [[Bill O'Reilly]] || The Non-Factor |
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| − | | [[Bernie Sanders]] || Communist Kook | + | | [[Bernie Sanders]] || Communist Kook, Old Red |
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| | | [[Colin Powell]] || Powell's Colon, Colon Polyp | | | [[Colin Powell]] || Powell's Colon, Colon Polyp |
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| | | [[Rahm Emanuel]] || Al Capone | | | [[Rahm Emanuel]] || Al Capone |
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| − | | [[Barack Hussein Obama]] || Barack Milhous Nobama, Barack America | + | | [[Barack Hussein Obama]] || Barack Milhous Nobama, Barack America, Barack Milhous Benito Hussein Obama |
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| | | [[Al Franken]] || The Spiteful Troll | | | [[Al Franken]] || The Spiteful Troll |
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| | | 9th Circuit Court of Appeals || 9th Circuit Court of Schlemiels | | | 9th Circuit Court of Appeals || 9th Circuit Court of Schlemiels |
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| | + | | Beto O'Rourke || Robert Francis "Beto" O'Dork |
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