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→Humorous quotes about atheism
* "I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . . they have no holidays." - [[Henny Youngman]]<ref>Youngman, Henny (1980 or bef.). [https://books.google.com/books?id=GZcjAQAAMAAJ&q=%22become+an+atheist+but+I+gave+up%22&dq=%22become+an+atheist+but+I+gave+up%22&hl=en&sa=X&ei=WHppVZT7I4W2oQT-nYKoAw&ved=0CEEQ6AEwBw Earliest attestation]. Retrieved from GoogleBooks.</ref>
* "I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . . they have no holidays." - [[Henny Youngman]]<ref>Youngman, Henny (1980 or bef.). [https://books.google.com/books?id=GZcjAQAAMAAJ&q=%22become+an+atheist+but+I+gave+up%22&dq=%22become+an+atheist+but+I+gave+up%22&hl=en&sa=X&ei=WHppVZT7I4W2oQT-nYKoAw&ved=0CEEQ6AEwBw Earliest attestation]. Retrieved from GoogleBooks.</ref>
"I quit atheism. I fly too much...". - Comedian Andrew Schulz on atheists and airplanes<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK-tlHowAcc There are NO successful atheists - Andrew Schulz - Stand Up Comedy]</ref> See also: [[There are no atheists on turbulent airplanes]]
* "How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook." — Source Unknown
* "How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook." — Source Unknown