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*Totally erased the budget surplus handed to him by the Clinton administration.
 
*Totally erased the budget surplus handed to him by the Clinton administration.
 
*Was elected president by the Supreme Court in 2000 and stole the 2004 election through widespread voter fraud and intimidation.
 
*Was elected president by the Supreme Court in 2000 and stole the 2004 election through widespread voter fraud and intimidation.
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*Choked on a Pretzl
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*Read a book to a class of children...upside down
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*Fired Donald Rumsfeld
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*Banged Condalizza Rice
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*Crashed his car while driving drunk
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*Really Really REALLY Likes Cats
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*Has 17 nipples
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*****Has managed to suck his own cock!!!*******
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Famous Quotes:
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"I'm not part of the problem I am a republican"
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"I'm the master of low expectations"
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"I know the human being and fish can co-exsist peacefully"
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"Rarely is the questioned asked: is our children learning"
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