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Is the president of the United States of America. Was elected [[United States presidential election, 2000|controversially]] in 2000, and re-elected in 2004.
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Is the president of the United States of America. Was elected in 2000, and re-elected in 2004.
 
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Some of his successes are:
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*Invading Iraq after lying to the world about Iraqi WMD.
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*Has killed tens of thousands of innocent people since 2001 and has caused more American deaths than 9/11.
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*Totally erased the budget surplus handed to him by the Clinton administration.
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*Was elected president by the Supreme Court in 2000 and stole the 2004 election through widespread voter fraud and intimidation.
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*Choked on a Pretzl
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*Read a book to a class of children...upside down
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*Fired Donald Rumsfeld
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*Banged Condalizza Rice
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*Crashed his car while driving drunk
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*Really Really REALLY Likes Cats
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*Has 17 nipples
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*****Has managed to suck his own cock!!!*******
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Famous Quotes:
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"I'm not part of the problem I am a republican"
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"I'm the master of low expectations"
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"I know the human being and fish can co-exsist peacefully"
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"Rarely is the questioned asked: is our children learning"
 
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