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Your fifteen minutes of fame will be over soon.
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:'''Trump:''' Will you lick my tiny member?
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:'''Obama:''' Trump's taking credit for the booming economy I started!
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:'''Cuckservative:''' Why yes! I don't have money to marry hookers like you do so I'll settle for some second hand tastey taste, my large lard lord.  
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:'''Conservatives:''' If you witness a booming economy months after you left office, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.
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:'''Obama:''' Too bad you bitter clingers can't see all my great accomplishments!
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:'''Conservatives:''' Like that time you visited 57 states?
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:'''Obama:''' ...
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:'''Conservatives:''' Like that time your attorney general illegally sold weapons to drug cartels?
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:'''Obama:''' ...
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:'''Conservatives:''' Like that time your administration illegally wiretapped the Trump campaign?
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:'''Obama:''' ...
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:'''Conservatives:''' Like that time your other attorney general illegally refused to recuse herself in an investigative matter regarding the Clintons?
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:'''Obama:''' ...
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:'''Conservatives:''' Like that time you spent hundreds of billions of dollars to "save the economy" only to have it go worse?
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:'''Obama:''' ...
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:'''Conservatives:''' Look, if you like your legacy, ''you can keep your legacy''.
     
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