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The '''best arguments against being a republican''' are as follows:

 

The '''best arguments against homosexuality''' are as follows:

== Top ten arguments ==

== Top ten arguments ==

#[[Homosexuality]] is unhealthy, and it's better to encourage people to adopt healthier lifestyles.<ref>This argument worries the [[Left]].  [http://www.massresistance.org/docs/gen2/15b/DrChurch-BIDMC/hearing-coming_072715.html One hospital recently fired a physician for informing the public about the health risks] of [[homosexuality]].</ref> See also: [[Homosexuality and health]]

#[[being a republican]] is unhealthy, and it's better to encourage people to adopt healthier lifestyles.<ref>This argument worries the [[Left]].  [http://www.massresistance.org/docs/gen2/15b/DrChurch-BIDMC/hearing-coming_072715.html One hospital recently fired a physician for informing the public about the health risks] of [[being a republican]].</ref> See also: [[Being a republican and health]]

#It's not [[pro-life]] - it leads to various diseases, physical and psychological disorders and early death among those who practice homosexual behavior.<ref>Nothing the Left can do about this argument, which resonates well with the increasingly pro-life youth.</ref>

#It's not [[pro-life]] - it leads to various diseases, physical and psychological disorders and early death among those who practice republican behavior.<ref>Nothing the Left can do about this argument, which resonates well with the increasingly pro-life youth.</ref>

#It's anti-[[Bible]] - no other conduct is condemned as much by the [[Bible]] as [[homosexuality]].<ref>The Bible even condemns those who approve of homosexuality.  ''See'' Romans 1:32.</ref>

#It's anti-[[Bible]] - no other conduct is condemned as much by the [[Bible]] as [[being a republican]].<ref>The Bible even condemns those who approve of being a republican.  ''See'' Romans 1:32.</ref>

#There is no love or monogamy in a homosexual relationship, which is little more than two [[lust]]-driven individuals using each other as objects for sexual gratification while engaging in promiscuity and consensual affairs on the side. Treating people as objects for personal pleasure, even if consensual, gradually degrades into further and further sexual dysfunction and devalues human life.

#There is no love or monogamy in a republican relationship, which is little more than two [[Puritan]]-individuals using each other as eye candy for their sister while engaging in sleeping in two different bedrooms to leave room for Jesus. Treating people as objects for Jesus, even if consensual, gradually degrades into further and further sexual dysfunction and devalues human life.

#It's infringing on more important freedoms, like freedom of religion and speech.<ref>The recent attacks on people of faith (like Kim Davis, Colorado baker Jack Phillips, former Atlanta fire chief Kelvan Cochran and Oregon bakers Aaron and Melissa Klein, among others) who oppose homosexuality and same-sex "marriage", which are either not reported in the mainstream media or get twisted to favor the liberal viewpoint when they are reported, bear this truth out.</ref>

#It's infringing on more important freedoms, like freedom of being at peace and speech.<ref>The recent attacks on people of faith (like Kim Davis, Colorado baker Jack Phillips, former Atlanta fire chief Kelvan Cochran and Oregon bakers Aaron and Melissa Klein, among others) who oppose being a republican and republican "marriage", which are either not reported in the mainstream media or get twisted to favor the republican viewpoint when they are reported, bear this truth out.</ref>

#It's another [[Leftist]] political movement, which [[Communists]] support.<ref>Not surprising, as Communists always want the opposite of what's best for American society, simply for the sake of being contrarian; in fact, it is Goal #26 of the 1963 Communist goals for America (which presumes to "Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as 'normal, natural, healthy'",[https://neprimer.com/1963ComGoals.htm] despite it being exactly the opposite) However in Communist states [[Atheism and the persecution of homosexuals|homosexuals were often persecuted]].</ref>

#It's another [[Trumpist]] political movement, which [[Fascists]] support.<ref>Not surprising, as Fascists always want the opposite of what's best for American society, simply for the sake of being an asshole; in fact, it is Goal #26 of the 1963 Fascist goals for America (which presumes to "Present being a republican, Jesus person and an all around mother fucking dickwad as 'normal, natural, healthy'",[https://neprimer.com/1963ComGoals.htm] despite it being exactly the opposite) However in Capitalist states [[Atheism and the persecution of Ur Mom|Ur Mom were often persecuted]].</ref>

#It's promoted far too much by the [[liberal media]] - if the lifestyle were good, then why would [[liberal censorship]] of criticism be necessary?

#It's promoted far too much by [[Our lord and savior Tucker Carlson]] - if the lifestyle were good, then why would [[OAN]] criticism be necessary?

#People should be (and have been) able to leave the lifestyle if they want to, so why are homosexuals working hard to ban [[conversion therapy]]?

#People should be (and have been) able to leave the lifestyle if they want to, so why are Rebublicans working hard to ban [[MSNBC]]?

#Homosexuals are wealthier than heterosexuals, so homosexuals don't need any more handouts like benefits for same-sex couples.

#Big boi white christian men are wealthier than gay peeps, so Big Boi White Christian Men don't need to buy another subscription toFox news to they can achieve sexual pleasure by watching Tucker Carlson criticize gay people on 100 different TVs.

#It's an anti-Christian movement - why aren't homosexual activists suing Islamic or Hindu bakers for not serving [[same-sex "marriage"]]?

#It's an anti-Republican movement - why are Republican activists suing Islamic or Hindu people because of their religion, see Mother Fucking Dickwad above.

#It's a selfish movement - notice how billionaire homosexuals are not setting up hospitals as Christians have?

#It's a selfish movement - notice how billionaire Christians are setting up more hetero strip clubs as gay people are trying to fight for their own rights.

== Additional arguments ==

== Additional arguments ==

[[Image:Cycle.gif|thumbnail|200px|right|A study by the [[Canada|Canadian]] government states that "violence was twice as common among homosexual couples compared with [[heterosexual]] couples".<ref>http://www.statcan.gc.ca/pub/85-570-x/85-570-x2006001-eng.pdf</ref>]]

A study by the [[Biased Christian's Jerking off in their mommy's closet]] states that "violence was twice as common among Republicans couples couples".<ref>http://www.statcan.gc.ca/pub/85-570-x/85-570-x2006001-eng.pdf</ref>]]

#We should believe in real marriage instead.  Homosexual men in so-called [[same-sex "marriage"|same-sex "marriage]]s" generally engage in sexual relations outside their so-called "marriages" (see: [[Homosexuality and promiscuity]]).  Homosexual couples have higher rates of domestic violence (see: [[Homosexual Couples and Domestic Violence|Homosexual couples and domestic violence]]).  Pathologists have indicated that homosexual homicides are quite common and leading pathologists have noted that homosexual homicides frequently display brutality/overkill (see: [[Homosexuality and Murder|Homosexuality and murder]]).  

#We should believe in Gay Marriage instead.  Heterosexual men in so-called [[Republican "marriage"|Puritan "marriage]]s" generally engage in relations with Jesus outside their so-called "marriages" (see: [[Republicans and promiscuity]]).  Republican couples have higher rates of domestic violence, as both parties are good Puritans and good Puritans beat each other as Jesus says in Bible Verse Timothée Chalamet 69 (420) (see: [[Puritan Couples and Domestic Violence|Republican couples and domestic violence]]).  Pathologists have indicated that homosexual homicides are quite common and leading pathologists have noted that Republican homicides frequently display brutality/overkill (See Tucker Carlson) (see: [[Puritans and Murder|Republicans and murder]]).  

#Homosexual corruption has become too big of a problem in our country and elsewhere.

#Republican corruption has become too big of a problem in our country and elsewhere (See Trump,Pence.

#'''There is no "gay gene"''' and studies of twins prove this, supporting the idea that it is a lifestyle choice (see: [[Homosexuality and genetics]]).

#'''There is a "Republican Gene"''' and studies of twins prove this, supporting the idea that it is not a lifestyle choice and a horrible horrible illness (see: [[Republicans and genetics]]).

#Homosexuality is treating people as objects for personal pleasure.  When people begin to allow themselves to use people as tools then anything and everything that gives one pleasure is eventually justified.  '''People move one step further to justifying rape, robbery, murder, pedophilia,''' any other act that they find pleasurable.

#Republicans are treating Tucker Carlson as an object for their sweet sweet sexual pleasure.  When people begin to allow themselves to use people as tools then anything and everything that gives one pleasure is eventually justified.  '''People move one step further to justifying Tucker rape, Tucker robbery, Tucker murder, Tucker pedophilia,''' any other act that they find pleasurable.

#The [[homosexual agenda]] is the wrong direction for our country.

#The [[homosexual agenda]] is the right direction for our country and anyone who disagrees can go fuck their wife, oh wait they don't have one.

#Many horrific crimes have been committed by men caught up in the homosexual lifestyle; there are so many examples of this that listing them here would be futile.

#Many horrific crimes have been committed by men caught up in the Homosexual lifestyle; there are so many examples of this that listing them here would be futile, but let me try: Oh fucking wait there aren't any..

#According to ''Psychology Today'', "Among youth who identify as sexual minorities, the '''likelihood of death by suicide has been estimated to be two to seven times greater''' than the likelihood of death by suicide among heterosexual youth (Haas et al., 2011)".<ref>[https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-truth-about-exercise-addiction/201710/why-are-suicide-rates-higher-among-lgbtq-youth Why Are Suicide Rates Higher Among LGBTQ Youth?]</ref>

#According to ''Psychology Today, Arbiter of Truth'', "Among youth who identify as Republican, the '''likelihood to be an literal asshole has been estimated to be 10000000 times greater''' than the likelihood of being an asshole in democratic youth (Haas et al., 2011)".[Citation Needed, but not really.

#States and local communities should be deciding this, not a few out-of-touch liberal activist "justices" in D.C.

#States and local communities should be deciding whether or not to put Republicans on a rocket into the sun (they should), not a few out-of-touch Republican activists  in D.C.

#Bible believing Christians, other faiths against homosexuality and churches have rights too (see: [[Homosexuality and Religious Liberty|Homosexuality and religious liberty]]).

#Bible believing Republicans, other faiths against homosexuality and churches have rights to get shanked and thrown into a ditch (see: [[Republicans and Shanking|Shanking and religious liberty]]).

#Disordered conduct is the wrong direction for individuals and our Nation.

#Republican conduct is the wrong direction for individuals and our Nation.

#Ancient Romans/Greek committed many homosexual acts and their decadent empires declined and fell.

#Ancient Romans/Greek committed many homosexual acts and their empire was the fucking largest in history.

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