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Conservapedia:Scripture humor (view source)
Revision as of 02:34, December 28, 2022
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Suppose that [[Saint Peter|Peter]] is brought back to life one day, in a summer season, sometime in the 21st century. He visits a local church one weekend, arriving quite early in the morning, and is quite hungry by lunchtime. The normal churchgoers ask him, "How would you like to try today's delightful special of bacon-wrapped lobster rolls with a side of oysters and shrimp salad?" —[[User:LT|<code><span style="background:#FF8181">'''LT'''</span></code>]] '''''[[User talk:LT|<sup>(Exodus 23:2)</sup>]]''''' Wednesday, 19:56, December 27, 2022 (EST)
Suppose that [[Saint Peter|Peter]] is brought back to life one day, in a summer season, sometime in the 21st century. He visits a local church one weekend, arriving quite early in the morning, and is quite hungry by lunchtime. The normal churchgoers ask him, "How would you like to try today's delightful special of bacon-wrapped lobster rolls with a side of oysters and shrimp salad?" —[[User:LT|<code><span style="background:#FF8181">'''LT'''</span></code>]] '''''[[User talk:LT|<sup>(Exodus 23:2)</sup>]]''''' Wednesday, 19:56, December 27, 2022 (EST)
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'''Q.''' What was Jesus' last words to Judas?
'''A.''' ''Whatever thou must do, do so quickly.'' So he got a rope and hung himself.
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