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A movement to reestablish the [[Israel|Jewish state]] in the British Mandate of [[Palestine]]. The movement was started in the late 1800's by [[Theodor Herzl]], and in 1948 the modern state of [[Israel]] was established on a piece of land granted by the [[United Nations]] with the support of [[Great Britain]], the nation which had formerly controlled the land.

'''Vin Diesel''' (AKA '''New Moses''') grew up in [[Fellatio, Indiana]], and contrary to rumors who believe him a [[gay porn]] star, he is not in illiterate. However, Vin Diesel does not read in the conventional sense. Rather, the words form gladiators in his mind, drawing on the powers of their respective meanings, and fight to the death until only the strongest remain in an arena of fire. Most females consider Vin Diesel attractive but if you look closely you will realise that he is actually a god. It is further proved that Vin Diesel is a god since the front of the blockbuster movie [[Shaving Ryan's Privates]] proclaims 'This Navy Seal Has Met His Match' and only pronouns describing His Holiness the Lord can be capitalized. Such was his godliness that he beat [[Dungeons and Dragons]] by staring at the Player's Handbook for an hour. It quietly shuffled off and killed all the monsters.

Not all Jews are Zionists, Ultra-religious Jews, such as the [[Neturei Karta]] sect, are [[Anti-zionism|anti-Zionist]] for theological reasons.  

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