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| | ==Do you like wiping your butt? Don't go to America!== | | ==Do you like wiping your butt? Don't go to America!== |
| | *[https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/26/paper-product-toilet-paper-tariffs-us-canada Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada]. | | *[https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/26/paper-product-toilet-paper-tariffs-us-canada Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada]. |
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| | + | === My last soft ply toilet paper purchase in the USA === |
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| | + | *Purchase summary |
| | + | *Item subtotal:$15.00 |
| | + | *Promos & Coupons:-$4.50 |
| | + | *Pickup fee:FREE |
| | + | *Sales tax:$0.92 |
| | + | *Total:$11.42 |
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| | + | '''Copilot wrote:''' |
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| | + | "Short answer: Yes — $11.42 for 27 rolls is a very good deal. |
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| | + | The effective price is $0.42 per roll, which is far below typical retail pricing. |
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| | + | '''🧮 Quick breakdown (answer first):''' |
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| | + | Total sheets: 27 rolls × 242 sheets = 6,534 sheets |
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| | + | Total cost: $11.42 |
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| | + | Cost per roll: $11.42 ÷ 27 = $0.423 per roll |
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| | + | Cost per 100 sheets: $11.42 ÷ 65.34 = $0.175 per 100 sheets |
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| | + | '''Why this is excellent:''' |
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| | + | Most major brands (Charmin, Cottonelle, Scott, etc.) typically run: |
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| | + | $0.80–$1.50 per roll for comparable 2‑ply rolls |
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| | + | $0.30–$0.50 per 100 sheets depending on brand and pack size |
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| | + | Your deal is less than half the usual per‑roll price and about 40–50% cheaper per sheet." |
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| | + | <big>'''Key point:'''</big> On behalf of all patriotic American toilet paper purchasers, I declare total victory! Ole! Ole! Ole! USA! USA! USA! |
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| | + | I trust this clarifies matters. [[User:Conservative|Conservative]] ([[User talk:Conservative|talk]]) 17:31, August 26, 2026 (EDT) |