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| | :OMG. How are they ever going to flush their [[toilet]]s? | | :OMG. How are they ever going to flush their [[toilet]]s? |
| | *[[News Forensics]]: [https://julianmacfarlane.substack.com/p/lies-damn-lies-and-ukrainian-lies Lies, damn lies, and Ukrainian lies]. | | *[[News Forensics]]: [https://julianmacfarlane.substack.com/p/lies-damn-lies-and-ukrainian-lies Lies, damn lies, and Ukrainian lies]. |
| | + | {{quotebox-float|[[The West|The “West”]] lives on another [[Earth]] in another [[universe]], where things are the opposite to what they are here. I know this because I watch [[TV]], where alternate universes are [[Reality|REAL]]. There’s a good [[Superman]] and a bad one, in fact alternative versions of everyone and everything. Mirror images — but not the same. |
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| | + | What? You don’t believe that? [[Elon Musk|Elon]] and I do. |
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| | + | Anyway, in [[the West]]’s Earth 2, Russia is under the control of a malevolent [[Vladimir Putin]] who carried out a “full scale invasion” of poor little [[Ukraine]], which all by itself is heroically defending [[truth]], [[justice]] and the [[American]] way. |
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| | + | But [[Russia]] is losing. Only Vlad’s secret police keep the Russian [[people]] from rising up against his [[murder]]ous [[dictatorship]], as the [[economy]] crumbles, and the Russians suffer one defeat on the battlefield after another. The Good Guy will win in the end.... |
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| | + | In desperation, the [[Russkie]]s are bombing s[[upermarket]]s and [[school]]s and [[hospital]]s and operating [[torture]] centers all over “occupied” Ukraine. |
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| | + | They will stop at nothing. |
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| | + | Remember, [[Bucha massacre|Bucha]]? |
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| | + | Remember [[Gonzales Lira]] who the Russians tricked Ukraine into accidentally [[kill]]ing. |
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| | + | Remember all those kids that Russia kidnapped, undoubtedly to steal their organs. |
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| | + | Of course, that is Earth 2 as reported by the [[NYT]], [[WaPo]], [[CNN]], [[the Economist]], [[Reuters]], et alia without mentioning of course, that Earth 2 is a different, [[fictitious]] [[universe]]. Unwilling suspension of disbelief it’s called.///}} |
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