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'''Caffeine''' is natural plant [[alkaloid]] found in the coffee bean, the tea leaf, the [[kola]] nut, and the [[cacao]] podin.  [[Coffee]], [[tea]], [[cocoa]], [[chocolate]], [[soft drink]]s, and some drugs all contain caffeine, and when consumed, it behaves as a central nervous system [[stimulant]].  Pure caffeine is odorless and has a bitter taste.
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'''Caffeine''' is dangerous drug that turns normal god fearing Christians into raging lust filled zombies. It comes from the savage unchristian hinterlands of South America where the heathen forest dwelllers still worship potatoes and other satanic roots. Upon consumption, paedophilia is inevitable as the only thing more intoxicating than a caffeine rush is the sweet taste of creamy boy-thighs.
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==Caffeine Addicts==
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Known caffeine addicts include:
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*[[Hillary Clinton]]
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*[[Benjamin Disraeli]]
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*[[Cerberus | Your Dog]]
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*[[Eric Rudolph]]
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*[[Al Gore | Captain Planet]]
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*[[User:Will_N. | This Guy]]
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*[Jesus | The leader of the secret Liberal conspiracy]
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*Your Mother
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==Caffeine effects==
 
==Caffeine effects==
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