15
edits
Changes
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Line 1:
Line 1: − '''Blasphemy''' is the defaming or disrespectful use of the name of [[God]]. − [[Judaism]] in the [[Old Testament]] states the following about blasphemy:+ − <blockquote>Those who speak blasphemy "shall surely be put to death". ([[Leviticus]] 24:16)</blockquote>+ + + + − [[Christianity]] also mentions blasphemy in the [[New Testament]]+ − + − <blockquote>But whoever blasphemes against the [[Holy Spirit]] never has forgiveness, but is guilty of an eternal sin. ([[Gospel of Mark|Mark]] 3:29)</blockquote> In context, this is considered to be attributing the works of God to [[Satan]]. The teachers of the law acknowledged that [[Jesus]] was curing people of evil spirits, but then accused [[Jesus]] of having the power to drive evil spirits out of people because He Himself was possessed by an evil spirit. (Mark 3:22)+ + + + + + − == Blasphemy Laws ==+ − Due to the Judeo-Christian heritage of America, many states had laws against blasphemy, some of which are still on the books today.<ref>[The General Laws of Massachusetts, http://www.mass.gov/legis/laws/mgl/272-36.htm Chapter 272, Section 36].</ref><ref>Mich. Comp. Laws [http://law.onecle.com/michigan/750-michigan-penal-code/mcl-750-102.html Section 750.102]</ref> <ref>Mich. Comp. Laws [http://law.onecle.com/michigan/750-michigan-penal-code/mcl-750-103.html Section 750.103]</ref>+ + + − In the [[United Kingdom]], blasphemy laws are in the process of being removed from the books.+ + + + − In Many [[Islamic]] countries, blasphemy was and still is punishable by death.+ − + − + − ==References==+ − <references/> − − [[Category:Sin]]
no edit summary
==Sunday Morning==
Sunday morning, I wake up,
Drink some coffee from my favorite cup,
It’s The Lord’s Day, so I’m not gonna work,
Gonna sit at my computer and JERK, JERK, JERK
I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
I’m beating my meat for Christ’s sake!
I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
Jesus loves me, this I know,
So perhaps the son of God will give me a blow,
He’ll turn my wood into a limp piece of meat,
Then we’ll drink his blood until we tripping on our feet!
I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
I’m pounding the Pope with love!
I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
So I’m looking at pictures of that hottie John Paul,
And I’m fingering my butt-hole and I’m fondling my balls,
His stance on birth control makes me hot in the pants,
So now we’re gonna get Mr. Happy to dance!
I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
Titillating the Trinity!
I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!