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| | + | '''Blasphemy''' is the defaming or disrespectful use of the name of [[God]]. |
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| − | ==Sunday Morning==
| + | [[Judaism]] in the [[Old Testament]] states the following about blasphemy: |
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| − | Sunday morning, I wake up,
| + | <blockquote>Those who speak blasphemy "shall surely be put to death". ([[Leviticus]] 24:16)</blockquote> |
| − | Drink some coffee from my favorite cup,
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| − | It’s The Lord’s Day, so I’m not gonna work,
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| − | Gonna sit at my computer and JERK, JERK, JERK
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| − | I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
| + | [[Christianity]] also mentions blasphemy in the [[New Testament]] |
| − | Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
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| − | I’m beating my meat for Christ’s sake!
| + | <blockquote>But whoever blasphemes against the [[Holy Spirit]] never has forgiveness, but is guilty of an eternal sin. ([[Gospel of Mark|Mark]] 3:29)</blockquote> In context, this is considered to be attributing the works of God to [[Satan]]. The teachers of the law acknowledged that [[Jesus]] was curing people of evil spirits, but then accused [[Jesus]] of having the power to drive evil spirits out of people because He Himself was possessed by an evil spirit. (Mark 3:22) |
| − | I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
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| − | Jesus loves me, this I know,
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| − | So perhaps the son of God will give me a blow,
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| − | He’ll turn my wood into a limp piece of meat,
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| − | Then we’ll drink his blood until we tripping on our feet!
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| − | I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
| + | == Blasphemy Laws == |
| − | Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
| + | Due to the Judeo-Christian heritage of America, many states had laws against blasphemy, some of which are still on the books today.<ref>[The General Laws of Massachusetts, http://www.mass.gov/legis/laws/mgl/272-36.htm Chapter 272, Section 36].</ref><ref>Mich. Comp. Laws [http://law.onecle.com/michigan/750-michigan-penal-code/mcl-750-102.html Section 750.102]</ref> <ref>Mich. Comp. Laws [http://law.onecle.com/michigan/750-michigan-penal-code/mcl-750-103.html Section 750.103]</ref> |
| − | I’m pounding the Pope with love!
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| − | I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
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| − | So I’m looking at pictures of that hottie John Paul,
| + | In the [[United Kingdom]], blasphemy laws are in the process of being removed from the books. |
| − | And I’m fingering my butt-hole and I’m fondling my balls,
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| − | His stance on birth control makes me hot in the pants,
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| − | So now we’re gonna get Mr. Happy to dance!
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| − | I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
| + | In Many [[Islamic]] countries, blasphemy was and still is punishable by death. |
| − | Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
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| − | Titillating the Trinity!
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| − | I’m Jerkin’ it for The Lord!
| + | ==References== |
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| | + | [[Category:Sin]] |