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Talk:Essay:Marry a Conservative (view source)
Revision as of 23:16, July 31, 2008
, 23:16, July 31, 2008→Rant
:: High irony, coming from you baby-shaker. [[User:Stile4alyReturns|Stile4alyReturns]] 15:11, 31 July 2008 (EDT)
:: High irony, coming from you baby-shaker. [[User:Stile4alyReturns|Stile4alyReturns]] 15:11, 31 July 2008 (EDT)
===Rant===
*'''Example One:''' You said, "fell in love". Doesn't that mean true love? True love is a mistake? Pancakes!<sub>It's how I swear</sub>
*'''Example Two:''' A Catholic/conservative friend of mine, "Elle", has had premarital sex and is now a lesbian. Conservative =/= STI-free.
*'''Example Three:''' Is Bob truly happy? I'm sure he feels guilt. "Justice Guy" might just come around and treat Bob with what he deserves. When Bob is about to die, he'll regret everyone he hurt, 'tis human nature.
*'''Example Four:''' Conservative fairy tale? Bad karma? "Justice Guy" does exist! Which every "side" you are, you will almost naturally censor the other.
*'''Example Five:''' You should date before falling in love. Is there more of a back story to Kate and Bill? How long did they date before marriage? I suggest 7 years of dating.
*'''Example Six:''' What?! How do you convince someone to have premarital sex? If you are true to your beliefs, then you will not succumb to such a pitiful "persuasion". Does convince = seduce? Or does convince = <s>rape</s> unwanted sex?
:"got a good job". Don't use "got" it's too broad.
:Lock your door. Purchase a stable security system. Don't tell your drug-dealing friends where you live! Common-sense!
:Was the wife unfaithful? No? Cheap-shot divorce. "Hey, while you're in jail... I'm going to divorce you and start dating this chick I met at my old job."
:Thank you for reading my rant. I am done. Anyone, feel free to yell at me on the weekend. -.- [[User:NathanG|Nate]]<sup>[[User_talk:NathanG|because I care?]]</sup> 19:16, 31 July 2008 (EDT)
==Parodies==
==Parodies==
Every time I visit this article I'm amused to see the parody entries I put here still remain. Poe's Law FTW!
Every time I visit this article I'm amused to see the parody entries I put here still remain. Poe's Law FTW!