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→'I ate God' Controversy
=='I ate God' Controversy==
=='I ate God' Controversy==
After suffering an attack of delirium induced by over-eating, Moore swam the length of the Atlantic and broke into the Dundee Gala Casino and proclaimed he had ingested the [[Holy Spirit]] and his flatulance now cured club foot, cleft palettes and other birth defects. Evading security, he loudly broke wind in the face of Phyllis Schafly, who at the time was playing 20p Roulette and enjoying a double whisky mac. The shocked Schafly told the Press that Moore had claimed to be 'baptising' her, although admitted to finding the experience "all rather arousing" (Source: Reuters). Moore was promptly imprisoned in a nearby Jute Mill and faces possible executiong by hole-puncher at the hands of Dundee Sheriff Court.
After suffering an attack of delirium induced by over-eating, Moore swam the length of the Atlantic and broke into the Dundee Gala Casino and proclaimed he had ingested the [[Holy Spirit]] and his flatulance now cured club foot, cleft palettes and other birth defects. Evading security, he loudly broke wind in the face of Phyllis Schafly, who at the time was playing 20p Roulette and enjoying a double whisky mac. The shocked Schafly told the Press that Moore had claimed to be 'baptising' her, although admitted to finding the experience "all rather arousing" (Source: Reuters). Moore was promptly imprisoned in a nearby Jute Mill and faces possible execution by hole-puncher at the hands of Dundee Sheriff Court.
In a shock turn of events, Bernard Goldberg, a detractor of Moore's, is mounting a campaign to secure the documentarian's safe return American shores. Goldberg has been a vocal critic of the Dundonian judiciary, having been fined for masturbating into a jamjar during of tour of the DC Thompson publishing house whilst promoting his book "Let Sleeping Liberals Lie: The Narcoleptic Left Hegemony".
In a shock turn of events, Bernard Goldberg, a detractor of Moore's, is mounting a campaign to secure the documentarian's safe return American shores. Goldberg has been a vocal critic of the Dundonian judiciary, having been fined for masturbating into a jamjar during of tour of the DC Thompson publishing house whilst promoting his book "Let Sleeping Liberals Lie: The Narcoleptic Left Hegemony".