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Line 46: − − − == Conservapedia songs == − − You know, Andy is right. Some of the liberals on here are severely lacking in any sense of humour. Conservatives, on the other hand, are blessed with a healthy sense of humour. While a [[liberal]] would remove songs poking fun at them (or their leaders), and a liberal website like Wikipedia would block users for posting it, [[conservatives]] don't engage in such behaviour. To suggest otherwise is liberal [[deceit]]. To prove it, here are some novelty songs which poke fun at Conservapedia. I am confident that the Powers That Be on this site will see the value of these songs as works of satire, and will retain them on the site as proof that conservatives are not afraid of criticism or satire. − − − '''To the tune of "Castle on a Cloud"''' - ''Les Miserables'' − − − There is a wiki on a cloud<br /> − I like to go there all the time<br /> − Aren't any liberal facts you'll find <br /> − Not in my wiki on a cloud − − <br /> I know a place where Earth is young − <br /> It's been around six thousand years − <br /> Evolution is not allowed − <br /> Not in my wiki on a cloud − − <br /> There are my sysops, they're all white − <br /> They keep filthy liberals out of sight − <br /> They're all straight and they're not too bright − <br /> And they say: "Schlafly, you're always, always right." − − <br /> I know that Reagan tore down a wall − <br /> Dawkins is no professor too − <br /> And Obama belongs to the House of Saud − <br /> So says my wiki on a cloud − − − − '''To the tune of "I am the very model of a modern Major-General"''' - ''The Pirates of Penzance'' − − − <br /> I am the pasty shadow of a naval petty-officer. − <br /> My ship went down because of me, I mourn the very loss of her. − <br /> I’m retired now, I’ve been discharged, I blame the liberal media. − <br /> But I have high rank in my new ship: the SS Conservapedia − − <br /> I’m well acquainted with the rules; I make them up as I go along. − <br /> Don’t dare accuse me of abuse, I’ll have you know I’m never wrong. − <br /> I don’t know shit about a thing, but know that I am always right. − <br /> Liberal edits are not allowed, by God you WILL respect this site! − − <br /> '' Liberal edits are not allowed, by God you WILL respect this site! − <br /> ''Liberal edits are not allowed, by God you WILL respect this site! − <br /> ''Liberal edits are not allowed, by God you WILL respect this quality site!'' − − <br /> Liberals in this land today have got completely out of hand. − <br /> A single atheistic edit will get you permanently banned. − <br /> Your edits may at times be good, but I’m sure that they’re bad oftener. − <br /> I am the pasty shadow of a naval petty-officer. − − <br /> ''Your edits may at times be good, but we're sure that they’re bad oftener. − <br /> ''He is the pasty shadow of a naval petty-officer. '' − − <br /> I’m always on duty, around the clock, with an hourly break to m4sturbate. − <br /> I will not rest until I’ve blocked every IP in each blue state. − <br /> Don’t say a word against a thing that I ever say or do, − <br /> I risked my life swabbing decks to defend obnoxious sh1ts like you. − − <br /> If you disagree you’re banned for life for coming here to pick a fight. − <br /> If you’re left of Rush I swear to God you must be from “the other site”. − <br /> The sysops will make you our bitch, we run Conservapedia. − <br /> Don’t try to add a thing from that infernal Wikipedia. − − <br /> ''Don’t try to add a thing from that infernal Wikipedia. − <br /> ''Don’t try to add a thing from that infernal Wikipedia. − <br /> ''Don’t try to add a thing from that infernal liberal Wikipedia.'' − − − '''To the tune of "When You're a Jet"''' - ''West Side Story'' − − − <br /> When you're a sysop − <br /> You're a sysop all the way, − <br /> From your first "90/10" − <br /> To your last "Ice-wedj Gang." − − <br /> When you can block, − <br /> If the liberals fight, − <br /> You don't take no nonsense − <br /> 'Cuz might equals right. − − <br /> You're never offline. − <br /> You're never disconnected. − <br /> You're home all alone. − <br /> When vandals are expected − <br /> You can protect it. − − <br /> Then you know Truth − <br /> With a capital T − <br /> Ignoring the evidence − <br /> You choose not to see. − <br /> If you're not a sysop − <br /> M Y O B − − <br /> Oh when the sysops fall in to the party line − <br /> The Right can't be wrong so we'll do just fine − <br /> And when the liberals see us with our arguments − <br /> They're gonna run, gonna flee, gonna pee in their pants − − <br /> When you're a sysop − <br /> You don't take no spunk. − <br /> Anyone who disagrees is − <br /> Just a Liberal Punk. − − <br /> When you're a sysop − <br /> It's OK to cheat − <br /> As long as you don't use − <br /> Some Liberal Deceit − − <br /> The sysops are in gear − <br /> We're editing on fire. − <br /> The gays will stay clear − <br /> And every Liberal Liar is a God Denier − − <br /> Here come the sysops − <br /> All rebellion we'll quell − <br /> Someone stands up to us − <br /> Someone don't feel so well − − <br /> Here come the sysops − <br /> Little kid, step aside − <br /> The FBI will get you, − <br /> And there's no place to hide − − <br /> We're drawing a line − <br /> So keep your beliefs hidden − <br /> We're hanging a sign − <br /> That says "Liberals Forbidden" − <br /> And we ain't kiddin − − <br /> Here come the sysops − <br /> Yeah! And we're gonna get − <br /> Every last vandal − <br /> On the whole buggin Net. − <br /> On the whole! − <br /> Ever! − <br /> Mother! − <br /> Lovin! − <br /> Net! − <br /> Godspeed! − − − − '''To the tune of "Memory"''' - ''Cats'' − − − <br /> Midnight − <br /> Andy lurks in his basement − <br /> There he broods about Lenski: − <br /> He is brooding alone − − <br /> In the lamplight − <br /> He reads evolution’s occurred in the lab − <br /> And then he begins to moan − − <br /> "Lenski! − <br /> You’re so evil in my sight! − <br /> How I long for the old days − <br /> ‘Ere this 'science' began, − <br /> I remember − <br /> The time I knew what happiness was − <br /> Let the memory live again − − <br /> "Conservapedia’s elite, − <br /> To them I’ll sound a warning! − <br /> Asassination − <br /> Of his reputation − <br /> Yes! Now my plan is forming! − − <br /> "Data! − <br /> Give me all of your figures! − <br /> Though I’ve not read your paper, − <br /> Still I’ll never give in! − <br /> If you don’t, then − <br /> We’ll harass and intimidate you − <br /> And we’ll do it ‘til we win − − <br /> "We know more about the truth − <br /> Then Darwinist believers: − <br /> Give us your cultures, − <br /> Or we’ll lurk like vultures − <br /> And call you a deceiver! − − <br /> "You’ll see! Or my name isn’t Schlafly! − <br /> I’ll defeat Dr. Lenski, − <br /> And I’ll crow when I’ve won! − − <br /> I’ll claim victory − <br /> Regardless of how foolish it is: − <br /> Look, a new rant has begun!
Talk:Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.! (view source)
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:This is absolute genius!! --[[User:PMichael|PMichael]] 20:05, 3 February 2009 (EST)
:This is absolute genius!! --[[User:PMichael|PMichael]] 20:05, 3 February 2009 (EST)
::Mr. Schlafly, I knew Weird Al, I worked with Weird Al, Weird Al was my friend. Mr. Sclafly, you're no Weird Al. [[User:CraigC|CraigC]] 23:22, 3 February 2009 (EST)
::Mr. Schlafly, I knew Weird Al, I worked with Weird Al, Weird Al was my friend. Mr. Sclafly, you're no Weird Al. [[User:CraigC|CraigC]] 23:22, 3 February 2009 (EST)