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Line 1: − I hate the U.S.A. − I also hate the blacks and gays − Their welfare I won't pay − Kids can starve anyway − My fellow man? Screw that+ − They're nothing more than dirty rats+ − Minorities living off my pay+ − That Momma Schlafly gave me yesterday+ + + + + + − Trust fund brat, no remorse+ − Onto you, my religion I'll force+ − Sexism and bigotry+ − It's no small part of me+ + − Barack Obama, I envy+ − He achieved much more than me+ − My one brain cell ran away+ − + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.! (view source)
Revision as of 13:00, May 22, 2009
, 13:00, May 22, 2009Undo revision 665570 by ShaneS (Talk) reverting vandalism
In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:
In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:
Born nowhere near the [[U.S.A.]]
<br>Don't even know how many [[states]] there are
<br>Can't even recite my [[oath]] of office
<br>Ain't that just so bizarre?!
[CHORUS:]
<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
<br>Became [[president]] any-way!
<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
<br>Became president any-way!
I can't even pronounce "[[Pakistan]]"
<br>And I also mispronounce the "[[Taliban]]"
<br>But that ain't no problem, man
<br>Because every [[liberal]] is my fan
[CHORUS]
My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt
<br>and next the [[nation]] we shall bankrupt
<br>The liberal [[newspapers]] they applaud
I'm Andy Schlafly and I am gay!
<br>as working Americans we all defraud
[CHORUS]
I'm not really [[black]],
<br />But that's okay Jack.
<br />[[Affirmative action]]'s
<br />Got my back!
[CHORUS]
If you're a queer,
<br />Then it's time to cheer!
<br />[[Jesus]] would surely
<br />Shed a tear.
I've come a long way in the U.S.A.
<br>Despite being born outside the U.S.A.
<br>Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay
<br>Because I became president any-way!
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