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Matthew 20-28 (Translated) (view source)
Revision as of 12:18, October 8, 2009
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|Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet Stephen Colbert.
|Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.
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|And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, Stephen Colbert cometh; go ye out to meet him.
|And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him.
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|And while they went to buy, Stephen came; and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage: and the door was shut.
|And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came; and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage: and the door was shut.
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|Afterward came also the other virgins, saying, Stephen, Stephen, open to us.
|Afterward came also the other virgins, saying, Lord, Lord, open to us.
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|Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein Stephen Colbert cometh.
|Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.
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|And unto Stephen he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took his journey.
|And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took his journey.
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|His lord said unto him, Well done, Stephen Colbert: thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.
|His lord said unto him, Well done, thou good and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.
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|And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats, saying 'This is Tip of the Hat - Wag of the Finger':
|And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
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|For I was an hungred, and ye told me to get a job: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye asked to see my green card:
|For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:
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|Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye told me I had a pre-existing condition: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.
|Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.
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|Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and told thee to get a job? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?
|Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?
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|When saw we thee a stranger, and demanded a green card? or naked, and clothed thee?
|When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?
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