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Line 4: − "Pastafarians" worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a flying pile of spaghetti and meatballs, by eating spaghetti and dressing in pirate regalia. "Pastafarianism" also holds pirates in high esteem, claiming that they were good men whose deeds were perverted by the media. They attribute [[global warming]] to the decrease of pirates, presenting graphs showing that global temperatures have risen over the past centuries in rough inverse correlation to the number of pirates.+ − + − According to the letter by Bobby Henderson to the Kansas Board of Education, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has the following powers: − *Flight − *Invisibility − *Can travel through solid matter − *Can create and alter anything − *Plants evidence and changes test results to confuse [[evolutionists]]. − −
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==Teachings==
==Teachings==
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true god, revealed to us through his prophet Bobby Henderson.
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== References ==
== References ==