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''see also:'' [[Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution]] and [[Atheism Quotes]]

''see also:'' [[Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution]] and [[Atheism Quotes]]

* I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . . they have no holidays. - [[Henny Youngman]]<ref>http://www.bartleby.com/63/79/4779.html</ref>

* "I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . . they have no holidays." - [[Henny Youngman]]<ref>http://www.bartleby.com/63/79/4779.html</ref>

* How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook. — Source Unknown <ref>http://forthardknox.com/2007/06/02/the-10-best-quotes-to-counter-an-atheist/</ref>

* "How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook." — Source Unknown <ref>http://forthardknox.com/2007/06/02/the-10-best-quotes-to-counter-an-atheist/</ref>

* So called [[evolution|evolutionary "science"]] is like sausages. If you want to continue to believe in evolution; it is [[Essay: You obviously don't understand how science works|better not to see how it is being made.]]" - Anonymous (derived from a [[Otto von Bismarck]] quote)<ref>http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/o/ottovonbis161318.html</ref>

* "So called [[evolution|evolutionary "science"]] is like sausages. If you want to continue to believe in evolution; it is [[Essay: You obviously don't understand how science works|better not to see how it is being made.]]" - Anonymous (derived from a [[Otto von Bismarck]] quote)<ref>http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/o/ottovonbis161318.html</ref>

* The term "[[Strong atheism|strong atheism]]" is an [[oxymoron]] if I ever heard one.  It reminds me of the term jumbo shrimp!" - Anonymous  

* "The term "[[Strong atheism|strong atheism]]" is an [[oxymoron]] if I ever heard one.  It reminds me of the term jumbo shrimp!" - Anonymous  

* The problem with so called "[[weak atheism|weak atheists]]" is that they all too often conveniently forget to tell you how utterly weak the atheist position truly is.  Christianity [[Christian apologetics|has the proof and evidence.]] - Anonymous

* "The problem with so called '[[weak atheism|weak atheists]]' is that they all too often conveniently forget to tell you how utterly weak the atheist position truly is.  Christianity [[Christian apologetics|has the proof and evidence.]]" - Anonymous

* "I do know that [[Atheism and obesity|obesity impairs brain function.]] Perhaps that is why so many atheists at [[Conservapedia]] have great difficulty spelling the words atheism, atheist and atheists." - Anonymous

 

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