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Hello, Patchman, and welcome to Conservapedia!

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And you are not adding that little bit of trivia to the Coca Cola article, why? Karajou 20:22, 28 January 2013 (EST)

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Talk pages aren't really the place for rants and essays. I suggest if you want to do such things you either create an essay article or take it offsite and put it on one of the great blogging sites that are out there. I'm sure User:conservative will gladly tell you which service would suit your needs. Dvergne 03:48, 31 January 2013 (EST)