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(Info added in response to SamHB's bogus claims on his user page (and his continued attempts to provoke fights on this site))
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I dream every night of carrying out my rape fantasy, involving two gazelles; one for my mouth, the other for my fragile little asshole. As they fuck me I organs multiple times and scream for more, even as I bleed out. Then, just as I'm about to die, they pull out and blast their hot cum all over my face, and with my dying breath I lick it up and swallow hard.
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{{User Worldconservative}} {{User Canadian}} {{User CanadianBorn}} {{User tolerancecompromisetruth}} {{User windows}} {{User Not Obama}} {{User Not Hillary}} {{User progun}} {{User Catholic}} {{User Life begins|conception}} {{User firefox}} {{User male}} {{User marriage}} {{User prolife}} {{User noracists}} {{User NoEvo}} {{User anti-pot}} {{User Antihitler}} {{User Israel}}
 
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==The current occupant of the White House==
 
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*Knows more about American history than most liberal politicians (who choose to buy into revisionist lies pushed by a Communist-infiltrated education system), particularly [[Barack Obama]] ([[The bomb that fell on Pearl Harbor|who thought a bomb was dropped on Pearl Harbor]] and [[Obamaisms|that the Selma march took place before his birth in 1961]]).
 
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*Knows and understands more about American government than most liberals (politician or civilian).
 
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*Knows more about compassion than most liberals think he does (i.e. sending aid to Puerto Rico following Hurricane Maria, and to areas of Texas and Louisiana hit by Hurricane Harvey).
 
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*Knows more about empathy than most liberals think he does (see above).
 
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*Knows more about forgiveness than most liberals think he does.
 
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*Knows more about contrition than most liberals care to admit.
 
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*Knows more about redemption than most liberals think he does (the redemption of America [[Barack Obama|after eight years under an illegal occupier of the White House]]).
 
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*Knows more about Christianity (and its importance to America and the world) than most liberals think he does.
 
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*Knows more about the Bible (and its importance in shaping American society and society as a whole) than most liberals think he does.
 
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*Knows more about self-control than any liberal cares to admit ([[Hillary_Rodham_Clinton#Results|as opposed to the likes of Hillary Clinton]]).
 
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*Knows and understands far more about patriotism than any liberal (including the likes of Hillary, Obama and [[Colin Kaepernick]] and his fellow NFL kneelers).
 
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*Knows more about service than any liberal cares to admit (his service to America as its current President).
 
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*Knows more about honesty than any liberal cares to admit (and more than most liberals, period).
 
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*Has a better understanding about science [[Climategate|than the frauds, hucksters and quacks who push "global warming/climate change" alarmism]].
 
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*Has a better understanding of healthy eating than most liberals care to admit (and [[Michelle_Obama#Healthy_Eating_Failure|more so than Michelle Obama]]).
 
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*Has a better understanding of what a healthy lifestyle is than most liberals care to admit (see above).
 
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*Has a better understanding of exercise than most liberals care to admit.
 
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*Knows far more about American geography than Obama ([[Fifty-seven states|who thinks America has 57 states]]).
 
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*Knows more about spelling than many of those in today's education system.
 
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*Has far more respect for women than liberals do ([[Left-wing war on women|or care to admit]]).
 
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*Knows more about the sanctity of marriage than most liberals do ([[Hollywood values|or care to admit]]).
 

Revision as of 22:18, February 9, 2018

I dream every night of carrying out my rape fantasy, involving two gazelles; one for my mouth, the other for my fragile little asshole. As they fuck me I organs multiple times and scream for more, even as I bleed out. Then, just as I'm about to die, they pull out and blast their hot cum all over my face, and with my dying breath I lick it up and swallow hard.