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Suppose that [[Saint Peter|Peter]] is brought back to life one day, in a summer season, sometime in the 21st century. He visits a local church one weekend, arriving quite early in the morning, and is quite hungry by lunchtime. The normal churchgoers ask him, "How would you like to try today's delightful special of bacon-wrapped lobster rolls with a side of oysters and shrimp salad?" —[[User:LT|<code><span style="background:#FF8181">'''LT'''</span></code>]] '''''[[User talk:LT|<sup>(Exodus 23:2)</sup>]]''''' Wednesday, 19:56, December 27, 2022 (EST) | Suppose that [[Saint Peter|Peter]] is brought back to life one day, in a summer season, sometime in the 21st century. He visits a local church one weekend, arriving quite early in the morning, and is quite hungry by lunchtime. The normal churchgoers ask him, "How would you like to try today's delightful special of bacon-wrapped lobster rolls with a side of oysters and shrimp salad?" —[[User:LT|<code><span style="background:#FF8181">'''LT'''</span></code>]] '''''[[User talk:LT|<sup>(Exodus 23:2)</sup>]]''''' Wednesday, 19:56, December 27, 2022 (EST) | ||
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While Conservapedia is an encyclopedia which covers a wide variety of topics in a serious manner, humor is a natural part of life's enjoyments, and when it comes to different topics, the Bible is no exception. Feel free to add well–thought out, clever jokes below, adding to the top of the list so newest ones appear first. Please sign your username with ~~~~ as you would for a talk page.
Two Christians are debating. One says: "I think you're being absent-minded." The other one responds: "Well, for me, to be absent from the mind is to think with the Lord.
—LT (Exodus 23:2) Wednesday, 19:59, December 27, 2022 (EST)
Suppose that Peter is brought back to life one day, in a summer season, sometime in the 21st century. He visits a local church one weekend, arriving quite early in the morning, and is quite hungry by lunchtime. The normal churchgoers ask him, "How would you like to try today's delightful special of bacon-wrapped lobster rolls with a side of oysters and shrimp salad?" —LT (Exodus 23:2) Wednesday, 19:56, December 27, 2022 (EST)