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| + | '''Jesus Christ''' was a man commonly regarded as the '''son of God'''. Born in a [[brothel]] in [[Bethlehem, Pennsylvania]], son of [[Mary|a local prostitute]] and [[Milton Street]], brother of [[Philadelphia]] [[Mayor]] [[John Street]], [[Jesus]] learned from an early age that his private parts were much larger than average, at 9.2" (32.27 cm). | ||
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| + | At age 18, Jesus moved to [[San Francisco, California]]. Unable to hide his [[homosexual]] tendencies any further, he went to a [[bath house]] and performed homosexual intercourse on 12 men who would henceforth be dubbed '''The Twelve [[Apostle]]s'''. He then spilled his seed on forty young men who would then be known as '''The Forty [[Disciple]]s'''. | ||
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| + | Jesus later went to [[Washington D.C.]] where [[President]] [[George W. Bush]] went down on him. However, Jesus' large member choked the President to death, so Jesus cut off his skin and put it on like a suit. Jesus then begun performing his Presidential duties, while secretly beginning an affair with [[Alberto Gonzales]]. However, this irked Gonzales' partner [[Senator]] [[Rick Santorum]], who nailed Jesus to a wooden cross by his sizable member, killing him. Three days later Jesus rose from the dead, killed Santorum, and had intercourse with his lifeless skull. | ||
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| + | ==See also== | ||
| + | [[Jeffrey Dahmer]] | ||
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Jesus Christ was a man commonly regarded as the son of God. Born in a brothel in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, son of a local prostitute and Milton Street, brother of Philadelphia Mayor John Street, Jesus learned from an early age that his private parts were much larger than average, at 9.2" (32.27 cm).
At age 18, Jesus moved to San Francisco, California. Unable to hide his homosexual tendencies any further, he went to a bath house and performed homosexual intercourse on 12 men who would henceforth be dubbed The Twelve Apostles. He then spilled his seed on forty young men who would then be known as The Forty Disciples.
Jesus later went to Washington D.C. where President George W. Bush went down on him. However, Jesus' large member choked the President to death, so Jesus cut off his skin and put it on like a suit. Jesus then begun performing his Presidential duties, while secretly beginning an affair with Alberto Gonzales. However, this irked Gonzales' partner Senator Rick Santorum, who nailed Jesus to a wooden cross by his sizable member, killing him. Three days later Jesus rose from the dead, killed Santorum, and had intercourse with his lifeless skull.