Difference between revisions of "Essay:Marry a Conservative"

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(Reposted Marquard's benefit. It was funny! (and probably true!))
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Benefits include:
 
Benefits include:
  
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* A good chance that he will be spreading hate and ignorance with his creepy blog to pester you for sex.
 
* freedom from sexually transmitted diseases and their harm (including infertility)
 
* freedom from sexually transmitted diseases and their harm (including infertility)
 
* fidelity in marriage and accountability
 
* fidelity in marriage and accountability

Revision as of 19:10, June 15, 2008

There is much good advice that can be given to teenagers and people in their 20s and 30s. But the best advice of all is this: marry a conservative.

Benefits include:

  • A good chance that he will be spreading hate and ignorance with his creepy blog to pester you for sex.
  • freedom from sexually transmitted diseases and their harm (including infertility)
  • fidelity in marriage and accountability
  • lack of hostility to faith, no censorship of prayer
  • frugality and freedom from burdens of big spending and debt
  • respect for the Ten Commandments and opposition to deceit
  • respect for a work ethic, and rejection of an entitlement mentality
  • appreciates the importance of a conservative culture in raising children
  • no confusion over who is the homemaker and who is the breadwinner