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* freedom from sexually transmitted diseases and their harm (including infertility) | * freedom from sexually transmitted diseases and their harm (including infertility) | ||
* fidelity in marriage and accountability | * fidelity in marriage and accountability | ||
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There is much good advice that can be given to teenagers and people in their 20s and 30s. But the best advice of all is this: marry a conservative.
Benefits include:
- A good chance that he will be spreading hate and ignorance with his creepy blog to pester you for sex.
- freedom from sexually transmitted diseases and their harm (including infertility)
- fidelity in marriage and accountability
- lack of hostility to faith, no censorship of prayer
- frugality and freedom from burdens of big spending and debt
- respect for the Ten Commandments and opposition to deceit
- respect for a work ethic, and rejection of an entitlement mentality
- appreciates the importance of a conservative culture in raising children
- no confusion over who is the homemaker and who is the breadwinner