Essay:Examples of Moronic Vandalism by the "tolerant"

This is an essay showing some of the best examples of moronic and liberal vandalism. We all hear about vandalism, but how many of us, or how many visitors, have actually seen it? Now, you will see a list showing the user and the vandalism they "contributed." Mild language may be included, but at least the vowels will be censored for now.

Specific Examples

• NumaL writes in this very article: The Message: be alert for parody vandals like Bugler and MexMax, who may often be indistinguishable from Andy Schlafly, and appear to have the weight of site authority behind them. Because the site administration can't tell the difference between parody and their wonky belief system, only YOU can prevent parodists!

• Testament9 enlightens our entry on Pope by inserting: STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, OCTOPUSS. B*STARD!!!!

• UberChristian turns the atheism article to: "Atheism is the philosophy of individuals who don't require an invisible man in the sky to direct their lives."

• An unknown user wrote this article titled "Liberal vandal": Anyone who is smarter or more knowledgable than Andy Schlafly.

• They sure have some great content for Creationism. N0izeterrorist adds: This is actually all fckin' rubbish. If you believe this crap, you need your brain checked. SCIENCE: IT WORKS, B1TCHES!

• Creationism again! Grammer reminds us that Creationism is: A pseudo-theory which has no evidence to support it, but is still endorsed by butthurt Christians who are pissed because they can't prove evolution wrong.

• Boogerman adds to homosexuality: Homosexuality is a sexual attraction between members of the same sex. It is approved by the Bible as an egregiously cool act. Also Jesus himself enjoyed a good homosexual orgy now and then. Of course, this can only be found in the Bible: Uncut. You know, the proper bible. (I am sorry this one is vulgar but it is a prime example)

• The Holy Bible! Atheist11 replaces the page with: is not true.

• Cwlhandluc tells us (and how could we forget?) that: The bible is rubbish its an absolute lie!

• ILoveJesus8888 replaces the Islam article with: STOP BEING SUCH NARROW-MINDED, ETHNOCENTRIC, DOUCHE-BAGS, CONSERVAPEDIA. (That's the most Christ-loving person I've seen in a while!)
• Another Islam addition: islam>jews>catholics. Also jews did wtc

• I Want My Thunder moved Andrew Schlafly to: Andrew Schlafly is a ****.

• Moby adds to the first paragraph of Christmas: Christmas is a Christian holiday which celebrates the recieving of presents, and sex with an attractive lady dressed as one of "santa's little helpers". Christmas is typically celebrated on December 25th, with the annual hangover of December 26th. The word Christmas comes from a quote from Moses when he said "Jesus 'christ, mass' orgy or what?"

• JudgeKing replaces the Conservative article with: 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas'

• Conservative again. Mikedenney intelligently defines "conservative" as: A BIG FAT IDIOT THAT MAKES A CRAPPY WEBSITE LIKE THIS!!! GO WIKIPEDIA!!!

• On the abstinence page, Yukikonielsen writes: "Abstinence doesn't always work; Mary tried it, but got pregnant anyway."