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Born nowhere near the U.S.A. | Born nowhere near the U.S.A. | ||
| − | I didn't even know how many states there are | + | <br>I didn't even know how many states there are |
| − | I couldn't even recite my oath of office | + | <br>I couldn't even recite my oath of office |
| − | Don't you think that's just so bizarre | + | <br>Don't you think that's just so bizarre |
[CHORUS:] | [CHORUS:] | ||
Born outside the U.S.A. | Born outside the U.S.A. | ||
| − | Became president any ... way! | + | <br>Became president any ... way! |
| − | Born outside the U.S.A. | + | <br>Born outside the U.S.A. |
| − | Became president any ... way! | + | <br>Became president any ... way! |
I can't even pronounce "Pakistan" | I can't even pronounce "Pakistan" | ||
| − | And I also mispronounce the "Taliban" | + | <br>And I also mispronounce the "Taliban" |
| − | But that ain't no problem, man | + | <br>But that ain't no problem, man |
| − | Because every liberal is my fan | + | <br>Because every liberal is my fan |
[CHORUS] | [CHORUS] | ||
I've come a long gone in the U.S.A. | I've come a long gone in the U.S.A. | ||
| − | Despite being born outside the U.S.A. | + | <br>Despite being born outside the U.S.A. |
| − | Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay | + | <br>Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay |
| − | Because I became president any ... way! | + | <br>Because I became president any ... way! |
[[Category:Essays]] | [[Category:Essays]] | ||
Revision as of 18:23, February 3, 2009
In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior that will lead us out of our ignorance: (please add and improve)
Born nowhere near the U.S.A.
I didn't even know how many states there are
I couldn't even recite my oath of office
Don't you think that's just so bizarre
[CHORUS:]
Born outside the U.S.A.
Became president any ... way!
Born outside the U.S.A.
Became president any ... way!
I can't even pronounce "Pakistan"
And I also mispronounce the "Taliban"
But that ain't no problem, man
Because every liberal is my fan
[CHORUS]
I've come a long gone in the U.S.A.
Despite being born outside the U.S.A.
Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay
Because I became president any ... way!