Difference between revisions of "Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.!"

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Revision as of 18:44, February 3, 2009

In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:

Born nowhere near the U.S.A.
I didn't even know how many states there are
I couldn't even recite my oath of office
Don't you think that's just so bizarre

[CHORUS:]
Born outside the U.S.A.
Became president any ... way!
Born outside the U.S.A.
Became president any ... way!

I can't even pronounce "Pakistan"
And I also mispronounce the "Taliban"
But that ain't no problem, man
Because every liberal is my fan

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I've come a long gone in the U.S.A.
Despite being born outside the U.S.A.
Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay
Because I became president any ... way!

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