Difference between revisions of "Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.!"

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In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance: 
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Well, since you asked so kindly, I most certainly will give improvement a shot!
  
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Born nowhere near the U.S.A.
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I hate the U.S.A.
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<br>Don't even know how many states there are
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<br>I also hate the blacks and gays
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<br>Can't even recite my oath of office
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<br>Their welfare I won't pay
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<br>Don't you think that's just so bizarre!
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<br>Kids can starve anyway
  
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[CHORUS:]
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My fellow man? Screw that
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<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
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<br>They're nothing more than dirty rats
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<br>Became president any ... way!
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<br>Minorities living off my pay
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<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
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<br>That Momma Schlafly gave me yesterday
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<br>Became president any ... way!
 
  
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I can't even pronounce "Pakistan"
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<br>Trust fund brat, no remorse
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<br>And I also mispronounce the "Taliban"
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<br>Onto you, my religion I'll force
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<br>But that ain't no problem, man
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<br>Sexism and bigotry
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<br>Because every liberal is my fan
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<br>It's no small part of me
  
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[CHORUS]
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<br>Barack Obama, I envy
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<br>He achieved much more than me
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<br>My one brain cell ran away
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<br>I'm Andy Schlafly and I am gay!
  
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My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt
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<br><br>As I'm certain you'll criticize this song (after blocking me of course) as childish and sophomoric, you might want to take a look at the original. I am merely trading commodities of equal value.
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<br>and next the nation we shall bankrupt
 
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<br>The liberal newspapers they applaud
 
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<br>as working Americans we all defraud
 
  
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[CHORUS]
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I hope you enjoyed my work good sirs. Now proceed with the blocking!
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I'm not really black,
 
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<br />But that's okay Jack.
 
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<br />Affirmative action's
 
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<br />Got my back!
 
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[CHORUS]
 
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If you're a queer,
 
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<br />Then it's time to cheer!
 
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<br />Jesus would surely
 
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<br />Shed a tear.
 
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I've come a long way in the U.S.A.
 
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<br>Despite being born outside the U.S.A.
 
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<br>Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay
 
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<br>Because I became president any ... way!
 
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Revision as of 00:03, February 4, 2009

Well, since you asked so kindly, I most certainly will give improvement a shot!

I hate the U.S.A.
I also hate the blacks and gays
Their welfare I won't pay
Kids can starve anyway

My fellow man? Screw that
They're nothing more than dirty rats
Minorities living off my pay
That Momma Schlafly gave me yesterday


Trust fund brat, no remorse
Onto you, my religion I'll force
Sexism and bigotry
It's no small part of me


Barack Obama, I envy
He achieved much more than me
My one brain cell ran away
I'm Andy Schlafly and I am gay!



As I'm certain you'll criticize this song (after blocking me of course) as childish and sophomoric, you might want to take a look at the original. I am merely trading commodities of equal value.

I hope you enjoyed my work good sirs. Now proceed with the blocking!

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