Difference between revisions of "Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.!"

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-In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:
-Born nowhere near the [[U.S.A.]]
-<br>Don't even know how many [[states]] there are
-<br>Can't even recite my [[oath]] of office
-<br>Ain't that just so bizarre?!
-[CHORUS:]
-<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
-<br>Became [[president]] any ... way!
-<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
-<br>Became president any ... way!
-I can't even pronounce "[[Pakistan]]"
-<br>And I also mispronounce the "[[Taliban]]"
-<br>But that ain't no problem, man
-<br>Because every [[liberal]] is my fan
-[CHORUS]
-My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt
-<br>and next the [[nation]] we shall bankrupt
-<br>The liberal [[newspapers]] they applaud
-<br>as working Americans we all defraud
-[CHORUS]
-I'm not really [[black]],
-<br />But that's okay Jack.
-<br />[[Affirmative action]]'s
-<br />Got my back!
-[CHORUS]
-If you're a queer,
-<br />Then it's time to cheer!
-<br />[[Jesus]] would surely
-<br />Shed a tear.
-I've come a long way in the U.S.A.
-<br>Despite being born outside the U.S.A.
-<br>Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay
-<br>Because I became president any ... way!
-(please add and improve)
-[[Category:Essays]]

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