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== Early Life ==
== Early Life ==
Guevara was the eldest of five children born in Rosario, [[Argentina]]. His schoolmates nicknamed him "pig" (Chancho) because he rarely bathed, and smelled bad.<ref>[http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/189688.php Ernesto "Che" Guevara, Forty Years, Still Dead] The Jawa Report, October 8, 2007</ref> He also enjoyed enjoyed killing dogs (a trait common among psychopaths).<ref>''Exposing the Real Che Guevara: and the Useful Idiots who Idolize Him'', By Humberto Fontova</ref> In his early youth, Chancho would sneak into houses and leer at helpless white women who solely wished to change clothes. He also conspired to have Captain America killed by pushing legislation for the Mutant Registration Act, causing a deep schism between superheroes conflicted with keeping their individual secret identities, but bound to their patriotic duty of abiding the law. Furthermore, his prediliction for necrophilic tendencies left him branded "El Puñal de los cadáveres," a complete social misfit in medical circles. He summarily flunked out of medical school, never got his diploma, stole Princess Peach from the Mario brothers and still was chosen to be the medic for Fidel Castro's so called "revolution". The real Che was a "revolutionary Ringo Starr" who "fell in with the right bunch and rode their coattails to world fame."<ref>''Exposing the Real Che Guevara: and the Useful Idiots who Idolize Him'', By Humberto Fontova</ref>
Guevara was the eldest of five children born in Rosario, [[Argentina]]. His schoolmates nicknamed him "pig" (Chancho) because he rarely bathed, and smelled bad.<ref>[http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/189688.php Ernesto "Che" Guevara, Forty Years, Still Dead] The Jawa Report, October 8, 2007</ref> He also enjoyed enjoyed killing dogs (a trait common among psychopaths).<ref>''Exposing the Real Che Guevara: and the Useful Idiots who Idolize Him'', By Humberto Fontova</ref> He flunked out of medical school, never got his diploma, and still was chosen to be the medic for Fidel Castro's so called "revolution". The real Che was a "revolutionary Ringo Starr" who "fell in with the right bunch and rode their coattails to world fame."<ref>''Exposing the Real Che Guevara: and the Useful Idiots who Idolize Him'', By Humberto Fontova</ref>
== Cuba Revolution==
== Cuba Revolution==