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So you claim to liek Mudkips? Well then, you are an unholy anime fag with a penchant for that fag-out-of-Pokemon's dick. But that is fine, really—to each his own.
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'''Heterosexuality''' involves the union between two people of different [[gender]]s. It is the natural connection between two [[human]] beings and [[animal]]s in order to [[reproduction|reproduce]]. Heterosexual attraction is natural; that is, men for women, and women for men. Heterosexual union within [[marriage]] is the only form of sexual activity endorsed by God as His Word as revealed in the [[Bible]]. It is the opposite of [[homosexuality]].
  
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Spawned from a DeviantArt comment inviting someone to their Pokémon group, the comment basically used the person's apparent like of Mudkips to perhaps entice the user to join their group. Whether or not said person actually joined is unknown.
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== Theories on how one becomes a heterosexual ==
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God created man in his image.<ref>Genesis 1:26 ESV</ref> Man was mortal, and thus had to procreate in order to continue the species. Two men were not suitable to God for this, so God made woman from man. And so, man continues to be heterosexual due to the correct genetic information being passed down from [[Adam]] and [[Eve]]. Those who choose homosexual sex reject the natural order and superior genetic line established by God's creation.
  
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It eventually spawned a very popular piece of copypasta on 4chan's /b/ telling a story about someone at a school asking "So i herd u liek mudkips" to some retard who screams back "I LUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS!" This resulted in the retard dry humping a Mudkips doll in the school hallways.
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== See also ==
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*[[Ex-homosexuals]]
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*[[Bisexual]]
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*[[Homosexuality]]
  
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Since then, many people have become obsessed with Mudkips.
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==References==
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== References ==
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Latest revision as of 02:21, July 25, 2020

Heterosexuality involves the union between two people of different genders. It is the natural connection between two human beings and animals in order to reproduce. Heterosexual attraction is natural; that is, men for women, and women for men. Heterosexual union within marriage is the only form of sexual activity endorsed by God as His Word as revealed in the Bible. It is the opposite of homosexuality.

Theories on how one becomes a heterosexual

God created man in his image.[1] Man was mortal, and thus had to procreate in order to continue the species. Two men were not suitable to God for this, so God made woman from man. And so, man continues to be heterosexual due to the correct genetic information being passed down from Adam and Eve. Those who choose homosexual sex reject the natural order and superior genetic line established by God's creation.

See also

References

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  1. ↑ Genesis 1:26 ESV