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{{Christianity}}

{{Christian}}

'''Christianity''' is a religion taking its name from [[Jesus Christ]]. Adherents are called Christians. It seems that at first the religion was called "The Way" and the adherents were called Nazarenes (after the city of Nazareth where Jesus lived). The name Christian arose in Antioch in the first century A. D. and its use spread, probably closer to mid-century since it is recorded in the [[Acts of the Apostles|Book of Acts]] (Acts:11:26)

A zealous Christ fanboy. Christians often have a sexual obsession with Jesus Christ. They are, ironically, proof that there was no Intelligent design. They will accuse YOU of hating Jesus, do you hate Jesus?

 

Christ fandom is one of the oldest fandoms, with a history that spans continents and centuries. To insinuate to a fundamentalist (hard-core) Christian that the Bible is poorly-written fiction will probably result in you being burnt at the stake. Christians, like furries, are often very defensive about their degeneracy. The most important day of the year for Christians is Easter-Day when, legend would have it, Jesus Christ burst forth from a giant chocolate egg to save you from your sins.

 

Christian mythology revolves around a mary sue by the name of Jesus. Jesus was a Jewish carpenter who was born from a 16 year old girl (who got knocked up after she was raped by an angel), became a magician, developed a huge fetish for BDSM and became an hero for your sins. He then became a zombie and flew into space with JHVH-1, the alien space-god. As if this isn't ridiculous enough, Christians also believe that you must pray every day to his zombie bones to remove the thetans from your soul that were put there because a rib-woman ate an apple offered to her by a talking snake. No, srsly.

== Main Christian groups ==

== Main Christian groups ==