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== Controversy ==
== Controversy ==
Pope Ratslinger von Doom has had much controversy arise over the fact that he is [[German]], and [[is]], as such, [[not]] capable of being a [[human being]] <ref>http://www.google.com A citation may be needed. Find your own.</ref>. Not only is the Pope solely responsible for having to get up on Mondays, difficult-to-open packets of peanuts, and the [[Lolocaust]], but every Friday afternoon he comes round my house, goes to the toilet, and outright ''refuses'' to put the seat down. It really gets to me. Who voted him Pope anyway?
According to the Gospel of Dave, 16:4x10<sup>69</sup>, "thou shalt not have a Pope who is without big-ass titties". And while we all await the second coming of John [[Candy]], I have not seen one ''single'' actress from baywatch ''or'' Abi Tit[[must]] as Pope. Does it not say, in Aspect Ratio 4:3, "For your viewing pleasure"?
The Pope is claimed to be infallible in matters of doctrine (see [[Dictatus Papae]]). The concept of [[Papal Infallibility]] is used to proclaim articles of faith, which are essential to adhere to be considered a Catholic. These articles are therefore considered to be a Dogmatic definition. Such pronouncements are rare, and the concept does not mean that Catholics are to believe everything that the Pope says is correct. The last issue was asserting the [[Assumption of Mary]].
The Pope is claimed to be infallible in matters of doctrine (see [[Dictatus Papae]]). The concept of [[Papal Infallibility]] is used to proclaim articles of faith, which are essential to adhere to be considered a Catholic. These articles are therefore considered to be a Dogmatic definition. Such pronouncements are rare, and the concept does not mean that Catholics are to believe everything that the Pope says is correct. The last issue was asserting the [[Assumption of Mary]].