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In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:   
 
In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:   
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I hate the U.S.A.
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I also hate the blacks and gays
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Their welfare I won't pay
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Kids can starve anyway
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Born nowhere near the [[U.S.A.]]
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My fellow man? Screw that
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<br>Don't even know how many [[states]] there are
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They're nothing more than dirty rats
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<br>Can't even recite my [[oath]] of office
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Minorities living off my pay
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<br>Ain't that just so bizarre?!
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That Momma Schlafly gave me yesterday
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[CHORUS:]
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<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
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<br>Became [[president]] any-way!
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<br>Born outside the U.S.A.
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<br>Became president any-way!
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I can't even pronounce "[[Pakistan]]"
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Trust fund brat, no remorse
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<br>And I also mispronounce the "[[Taliban]]"
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Onto you, my religion I'll force
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<br>But that ain't no problem, man
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Sexism and bigotry
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<br>Because every [[liberal]] is my fan
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It's no small part of me
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[CHORUS]
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My Cabinet picks are the most corrupt
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Barack Obama, I envy
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<br>and next the [[nation]] we shall bankrupt
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He achieved much more than me
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<br>The liberal [[newspapers]] they applaud
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My one brain cell ran away
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<br>as working Americans we all defraud
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I'm Andy Schlafly and I am gay!  
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[CHORUS]
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I'm not really [[black]],
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<br />But that's okay Jack.
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<br />[[Affirmative action]]'s
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<br />Got my back!
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[CHORUS]
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If you're a queer,
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<br />Then it's time to cheer!
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<br />[[Jesus]] would surely
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<br />Shed a tear.
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I've come a long way in the U.S.A.
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<br>Despite being born outside the U.S.A.
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<br>Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay
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<br>Because I became president any-way!
      
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